Friday, January 28, 2011

That Ol' Time Organized Religion

I remember a dream I had when I was around 19 years old.  I was inside a church building, and the pews were set on top of rails which had mechanisms that made the pews go forward, rotate and come back to their original spot, only to repeat the process again.  It was a mechanized setup like a ride at an amusement park. People were sitting in those pews being shoved forward to the front of the auditorium and then turned back around to where they started, and the same motion would repeat, over and over again.  Televangelist Jim Bakker was there too. That was the entirety of the church service.